I arrived home from work yesterday to the strangest message on my phone answering machine. It was an automated message from the president and ceo of Cincinnati Bell (my land line carrier), recapping the service outages caused by Hurricane Ike’s one night stand in the tristate area.
There was the usual self-serving rigmarole about Cincinnati Bell’s response time in addressing and repairing line damage. Blah blah blah.
And then he finished with the most puzzling statement: “If you are still experiencing a phone service outage, please contact us at xyz-xyz-wxyz.”
Um. If I were still experiencing a phone service outage …
Dear President & CEO of Cincinnati Bell: If you are unable to read this, please click the link below to contact customer service.